Kevin

Kevin is a male mannequin. Kevin has no arms or legs, but he does have a wood base with a brass pole that supports him. His existence is often narrated by a matronly and stern woman who only speaks French. Kevin is the man all men wish they could be. Kevin is universal. Kevin is your most inner thoughts come to life in the most inanimate way possible. Kevin lives rent free in my head and my house. Kevin does not have a driver's license. Kevin is not your friend.